A couple of weeks ago we (Tone Tank, Susan Z. Anthony, and Baje) did a show in Philly, stayed at my cousin’s house in Bristol, PA and hit the Columbus Flea Market in New Jersey. It went something like this:

Isolina and Irma at Mazzanti’s Market, home of the best italian hoagies. One $16 hoagie is all the food you need for a weekend.

Even the scarecrow pirates be rocking FUBU out here. Weird place.

Tone’s boy-child Muffin has a ride with baby blue shoes. And of course his matte paint job was done in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

The Bristol Worldwide Washers Championships of Bristol.

When this random tweaker chick went extra tweak on Susan Z, we figured out people didn’t know how to handle an African Space Queen in Wawa.

This how we do at the Fishtown Lock & Gun.

Our friend/band? Safe. Not sure if he’s a friend or a band, but he’s our friend. Like Tone, he’s a fan of tank tops.

We hard body rappers. Leotard and Leopard are only one letter different from one another.

Word. Fuck them little motherfuckers.

Modern Lobster?

She wears the dashiki as well as the pants in this relationship.

That’s the name of the Tone Tank and Susan Z. Anthony side project.

We saw this broke down baby doll at the flea market, and thought she summed up the area pretty well. She had the whole white thing going for her, but she fucked it up.

Titty balls.

Get a pet parrot, name it Ghetto Bird. Teach it street slang, ghetto words.

Like life, except, not.

Beastorizer will be the name of Tone’s next album. Also, peep the beast button.

That’s exactly what everybody’s mom wants.

They have a woman selector at the Wawa. Future.

S.T.U.D.S.- Storm Troopers Using Divine Styles

and of course no trip is complete until somebody gets a bodybuilder-cock-guy with the word cock on his stomach tattooed on them.

Written by: Susan Z. Anthony and Tone Tank

most Photos taken by: Susan Z. Anthony

Stay tuned for the movie of our Bristol shennanigans and shoutouts to my cousins out in PA and my surrogate boy-child Muffin.

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Airhorn is the new cowbell.

CRACK SELECTOR (feat. KOOL A.D. of DAS RACIST) // produced by Scott Thorough

We got some good things going on.

I’m very proud and excited to announce… (yeah that’s right, proud and excited) Baje one of Junk Science started a new record label. It’s called MODERN SHARK. You should check out the website (which I happened to design). I’m proud to be a part of it all.


While you’re there be sure to pick up the MODERN SHARK MUSIC SAMPLER featuring brand new music from JUNK SCIENCE, SERENGETI, J. HOWELLS WERTHMAN, COOL CALM PETE, TONE TANK and SCOTT THOROUGH.


JUNK SCIENCE is getting ready to release their beautiful new album “A MIRACULOUS KIND OF MACHINE” (I got a track on there)… so in order to celebrate we are having an album release party at the THE KNITTING FACTORY, IN BROOKLYN, don’t go to Manhattan cause we won’t be there and you will find yourself sad and lonely on Leonard St.). FRI MAY 28th!
There will be performances from:
JUNK SCIENCE
TONE TANK AND SCOTT THOROUGH
DAS RACIST
CAVALIER

Every person that comes through the door will receive their own copy of the new album!

SCUMLIFE $10 T-SHIRT BASEMENT SALE- ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT- ON MONDAY EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO NORMAL!

Kool A.D. from Das Racist.
Directed by my man CF EDLEY.
Shot on a RCA BW004 consumer VHS camera, on location in a dirty room in Bushwick sometime in 2009.

The other day I was finally floored by the three straight weeks of rain that we’ve had over here in this part of the world. I refused to get out of bed or do anything productive. I had one of those days where I layed up and watched movies all day. It was kind of like a union strike against God.

That day I watched “Watermelon Man” for the first time… and was like “Yo people need to see this movie.” I realize that a lot of people have seen it. Once realizing that, I needed to find a way to post something both people who’ve seen it and people who haven’t seen it could benefit from. So I ran downstairs and had my man Kray help me get the soundtrack off the internets. I’m putting my favorite 2 joints up for download:
‘Love, That’s America’ and ‘Soul’d on You’,
both of which are sang by Melvin Van Peebles himself. He also directed, co-produced and played the main character in it. My kind of guy.

I’ve been listening to this for a good week now. I even slow danced with my lady to it.
And you can also hear “Love, That’s America” on this week’s episode of Chances with Wolves.
Which is a banger. You can listen to Chances on our WOLFBOX found at the top of the page or @ www.chanceswithwolves.com

And see the movie if you haven’t already seen it.