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Scumlife Army Hooligan Scarf

Inspired from British football hooliganism (soccer hooliganism in The States), the Scumlife Army Hooligan Scarf is the perfect way to let em' know you've got class, but you will steel toe somebody if need be. Black and white, double sided boasting "Scumlife Army" across the scarf horizontally and the scarred up yet loveable Scumlife Pitbull on either side vertically. Oi! Oi!

Fabric:100% Soft Acrylic

$20.00

'Scumlife Pit/Teamsters' t-shirt (black)

This shirt mixes the Scumlife Pitbull with the Teamsters logo and reads, "International Brotherhood of Scumlife" with the word 'UNITY' and 'Local 718'. This design is inspired by the many union shirts that my Pop used to wear when I was a kid. To this day he still calls me every time an entrance exam for the union is coming up.

$30.00

'Scumlife Pit/Teamsters' t-shirt (royal blue)

This shirt mixes the Scumlife Pitbull with the Teamsters logo and reads, "International Brotherhood of Scumlife" with the word 'UNITY' and 'Local 718'. This design is inspired by the many union shirts that my Pop used to wear when I was a kid. To this day he still calls me every time an entrance exam for the union is coming up.

$30.00

'South Brooklyn Cement Shoe Co.' t-shirt (grey)

When I was growing up there was a lot of talk about people getting 'cement shoes'. It was a slang term referring to one of the Mob's methods of making someone disappear. Designed like an actual Brooklyn cement company shirt, this tee plays with the term 'Cement Shoes', even giving you the number to dial (718.555.GOON) in case you need to make someone 'disappear'. Sleeve has the Scumlife/Teamsters logo printed on it.

$30.00

'South Brooklyn Cement Shoe Co.' t-shirt (red)

When I was growing up there was a lot of talk about people getting 'cement shoes'. It was a slang term referring to one of the Mob's methods of making someone disappear. Designed like an actual Brooklyn cement company shirt, this tee plays with the term 'Cement Shoes', even giving you the number to dial (718.555.GOON) in case you need to make someone 'disappear'. Sleeve has the Scumlife/Teamsters logo printed on it.

$30.00

'Police Should Be Nicer' t-shirt (white)

In New York City the NYPD cars have the acronym C.P.R., which stands for 'Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect' all spelled out on the side door. This shirt is more true to life reading:'CPR:disCourteous,unProfessional, disRespectful' across the chest. The sleeve has a redesigned NYPD badge on it, which reads "POLICE SHOULD BE NICER" and "911 IS A JOKE" with the Scumlife pitbull in the middle, because maybe all cops aren't bad people, but no one can argue with the fact that they could all be a little bit nicer.

$30.00

'Police Should Be Nicer' t-shirt (lt. blue)

In New York City the NYPD cars have the acronym C.P.R., which stands for 'Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect' all spelled out on the side door. This shirt is more true to life reading:'CPR:disCourteous,unProfessional, disRespectful' across the chest. The sleeve has a redesigned NYPD badge on it, which reads "POLICE SHOULD BE NICER" and "911 IS A JOKE" with the Scumlife pitbull in the middle, because maybe all cops aren't bad people, but no one can argue with the fact that they could all be a little bit nicer.

$30.00

'I Shoulda Killed You Yesterday' t-shirt (black)

This tee reminds me of the tees they used to sell in Times Square in the 80's. You know like: "Welcome to New York Now Duck MotherFKer", or "New York Fking City",etc. Actually,this one is way more bad-ass then all of those. It reads: "I SHOULDA KILLED YOU YESTERDAY", with an image of a bandana'd subhuman character pointing his finger with one hand and holding a revolver in the other.

$30.00

'I Shoulda Killed You Yesterday' t-shirt (army green)

This tee reminds me of the tees they used to sell in Times Square in the 80's. You know like: "Welcome to New York Now Duck MotherFKer", or "New York Fking City",etc. Actually,this one is way more bad-ass then all of those. It reads: "I SHOULDA KILLED YOU YESTERDAY", with an image of a bandana'd subhuman character pointing his finger with one hand and holding a revolver in the other.

$30.00

'Keep Coney Island Freaky' t-shirt (yellow-gold)

Coney Island has been the People's Playground for all New Yorkers (as well as people from all over the world) for more than a hundred years. A place where normal meets freaky (the real freaks are outside of the side-show) and people of all ages, colors and classes blend. Coney Island functions as many independent businesses that form one amazing place. Right now the developers are trying to turn Coney Island into one big luxury-condo slash shopping-mall. This tee is our way of speaking out against that.

$30.00

'Keep Coney Island Freaky' t-shirt (grey)

Coney Island has been the People's Playground for all New Yorkers (as well as people from all over the world) for more than a hundred years. A place where normal meets freaky (the real freaks are outside of the side-show) and people of all ages, colors and classes blend. Coney Island functions as many independent businesses that form one amazing place. Right now the developers are trying to turn Coney Island into one big luxury-condo slash shopping-mall. This tee is our way of speaking out against that.

$30.00

'No More Condos' t-shirt (sapphire)

It seems every time I turn around there is a new luxury condominium being built. This is happening everywhere, not just in New York, but every city, everywhere. Whatever happened to affordable housing? There was a point in time not too long ago, where a regular working person could afford to buy a house.

$30.00

'No More Condos' t-shirt (white)

It seems every time I turn around there is a new luxury condominium being built. This is happening everywhere, not just in New York, but every city, everywhere. Whatever happened to affordable housing? There was a point in time not too long ago, where a regular working person could afford to buy a house.

$30.00

'Working Class' Pin Dub-Sack

We have been putting out a collectable series of pins with each line. This is the line-up for ‘LATE 08’: 1.No More Condos! 2.SCUMLIFE PIT/TEAMSTERS LOGO 3.I SHOULDA KILLED YOU YESTERDAY! 4.KEEP CONEY ISLAND FREAKY 5.POLICE SHOULD BE NICER/911 IS A JOKE

$5.00

Rocker Pin Dub-Sack

From here on out we will be doing a collectable series of pins with each line. So, we got the pins, but then we ran into the problem of packaging. It was at that point that I realized that the people who ran the old school weed spots back in the day knew a thing or two about package design. I remembered how happy I would be after spending $5 on the fattest sack of dirt-weed you'd even seen for under $20, and how happy I was after I brought a bunch of them back to my neighborhood and sold them for ten a pop. This is like that.

$6.00

Tommy Ain't Tee

This design is a shout out to GZA's, of The Wu-Tang Clan, song 'Labels' off of his 1995 classic album, 'Liquid Swords'. The song was a middle-finger to all the record labels that were screwing their artists (so, pretty much all of them), and he started the song by saying, "Tommy ain't my motha-fuckin' Boy (when you fake moves on a n*** you employ)". Take the ninjas from his album cover, flip them with the dancing Tommy Boy silhouettes and boom, there you have it.

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

$30.00

Build a Nation

Bad Brains are hands-down my favorite band of all time. I had to do an ode to the Bad Brains, but a million people had already done a million different variations of the self-titled album cover where the White House is being struck by a lightning bolt. I realized no one had done a take on just as iconic 'Build A Nation' album cover, so we flipped that design with our friend the Scumlife Pitbull keeping the same 'Destroy Babylon' sentiment.

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Mr.Met Tee

The last time the Mets won a World Series, I was seven. Me and my pops actually attended a good number of games that season, they really were the "Amazing Mets" that year. Within four years I got into the skateboarding and punk rock and couldn't care less about sports. One of my favorite bands back then was D.R.I and their "Thrashing Man" logo was one of the strongest band logos of all time. A little while back I went to a Met game and somehow came up with the crazy idea of combining their logo with Mr.Met. This is how it looks. You too, would probably be 'ready to thrash' after going 20 years with out winning a World Series.

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Black Six Tee

This design was inspired by the album/flyer art of early 80's L.A. hardcore-punk band, Black Flag. Black Flag's album art and flyers were usually drawn by Raymond Pettibon, and always depicted some type of All-American character having a complete mental breakdown.
This shirt is to celebrate the release of rapper Tone Tank's "The Black Six Sessions Ep" which is available for free download@ http://www.scumlife.com

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Bollocks Tee

A head nod to controversial punk pioneers, The Sex Pistols 1977 album, Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols'...except this time Never Mind The Sex Pistols...because as you can see this shirt has nothing except the word BOLLOCKS written across the chest in the style of the Sex Pistols logo....In case you've never been to England, or have never talked to an English person, bollocks means balls and they say it a lot over there.

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Devil Music Tee

This shirt is inspired by a sticker I found at a 99 cent store by my house....It originally said "Evil Music" which as funny already, but I decided to ass some horns and have it say "Devil Music". It reminds me of the era in the late-eighties when everyone's parents were trying to stop their children from listening to Heavy Metal after a couple of people played some records backwards and took themselves out.

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Nervous Tee

This tee was inspired by the Nervous Records logo (with a touch of Scumlife Pitbull). In the early to mid-nineties Nervous and it's gang of sub-labels put out many classic Hip-Hop albums that actually got mainstream radio play, remember those days? This is an ode to a time when Timb's covered feet and Walkmans were bumping Blackmoon on the way to the bodega to get a "Dutchie" and a bag of chips. Nowaday's it's neon sneakers, iPod shuffles and "gourmet" delis.

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Logo V2 Tee

A few years back, when I was designing the SCUMLIFE logo, I decided that since the word Scumlife is a little harsh, the logo should be a little smooth, or even pretty. Pair that with these fun summer colors, and as long as the people you are hanging out with don't speak any English, you won't have any problem looking like you are a productive member of society that just got back from your summer house in the Hamptons.

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Vegas Bigger Tee

This classic shirt is dedicated to everybody's doctor of journalism. (Hunter S. Thompson) He is a hero of ours and we don't believe in heros. A man of the people with contempt for authority and an expert in explosives. He was, "some sort of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production". This time we did it bigger.

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$30.00

Scumlife Slasher Pit Sk8 Deck

We're only printing fifty of these. Take 10 right off the top for friends and fam. Now there's 40. so there are only 40 of these, and once they are all sold there gone forever. This seems like a QVC infomercial. Point is they're one time only, limited edition.

Black Stain Wood 7.75in W x 31in L

$77.00

Scumlife Da Bomb White Tee

This joint is a head nod to Spike Lee and Jim Phillips. Remember the Marvel Comics 'What If?' series? It's kinda like that except way more hood with a twist of 80's-Cali-Sk8-Punk. We're doing our part to mend the wounds of the mid-90's East Coast/West Coast beef.

Fabric: 100% 6oz pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Da Bomb Tee Silver

This joint is a head nod to Spike Lee and Jim Phillips. Remember the Marvel Comics 'What If?' series? It's kinda like that except way more hood with a twist of 80's-Cali-Sk8-Punk. We're doing our part to mend the wounds of the mid-90's East Coast/West Coast beef.

Fabric: 100% 6oz pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Madness Navy Tee

We knew it was only a matter of time before a group of frenzied parents would be outside our office window with picket signs reading: "Scumlife a vicious racket with it's arms around your children!"

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Madness Black Tee

We knew it was only a matter of time before a group of frenzied parents would be outside our office window with picket signs reading: "Scumlife a vicious racket with it's arms around your children!"

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Morries Wig Shop Tee

Remember in the movie GoodFellas when Robert Deniro strangled the fat guy who owned the wig store because he never payed Deniro back the money he borrowed to do a crappy commercial for his wig shop? This was the commercial. Not really worth getting choked over, huh?

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Satan Khaki Tee

In our opinion Jesus wouldn't find this shirt offensive at all. He'd be too busy making it rain on the Christian right to care. Besides, we'd exchange high-fives once we broke down how it's a play on a design from the 80's sk8er who's name was "Satan" spelled backwards.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Satan Cream Tee

In our opinion Jesus wouldn't find this shirt offensive at all. He'd be too busy making it rain on the Christian right to care. Besides, we'd exchange high-fives once we broke down how it's a play on a design from the 80's sk8er who's name was "Satan" spelled backwards.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Slasher Pit Carolina Tee

This is by far your mothers favorite shirt. She says it reminds her of her pre-street sk8ing days, when she used to carve up pools all day popping handplants and 50/50 grinds. Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Slasher Pit Heather Tee

This is by far your mothers favorite shirt. She says it reminds her of her pre-street sk8ing days, when she used to carve up pools all day popping handplants and 50/50 grinds. Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Slime Logo Cream Tee

When I was younger we used to put wax on curbs so they would be slick to sk8 on. One time, we were sk8ing this curb we'd waxed and an older metalhead dude came along and asked, "Hey, is all that slime on the curb from you guys?" When we informed him it was, he said, "Heh-heh-cool!" This reminds me of that.

Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton

$28.00

Scumlife Slime Logo Silver Tee

When I was younger we used to put wax on curbs so they would be slick to sk8 on. One time, we were sk8ing this curb we'd waxed and an older metalhead dude came along and asked, "Hey, is all that slime on the curb from you guys?" When we informed him it was, he said, "Heh-heh-cool!" This reminds me of that.

Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton

$28.00

Scumlife Slasher Zip Hood Sweatshirt

Stay warm on those spring nights with a Scumlife Slasher pit hooded sweathshirt. It boasts the Slasher Pit on the back and the 'Scumlife' red dot logo on the front left chest.

Fabric: 9oz. 80/20 Ringspun cotton / poly

$64.00

Scumlife Womens Slasher Zip Hood Sweatshirt

Stay warm on those spring nights with a Scumlife Slasher pit hooded sweathshirt. It boasts the Slasher Pit on the back and the 'Scumlife' red dot logo on the front left chest.

Fabric: 9oz. 80/20 Ringspun cotton / poly

$64.00

Scumlife Womens Slasher Tee

Same loveable Scumlife Slasher Pitbull equipped with baseball bat, except this time on a women's tee.

Fabric: 100% fine jersey cotton

$28.00

Scumlife Womens Slime Logo Tee

Same fun Scumlife Slime Logo except this time on a woman's tee.

Fabric: 100% Fine Jersey Cotton

$28.00

Scumlife Knife Fight Tee

A horse walks into a bar....Yeah, yeah. This horse might have heard that joke one too many times, so he whipped out a chain, but the bartender's homeboy the rooster was there. Things spilled into the street and...

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton

$28.00

Scumlife Pitbull V2 Tee

If Pluto was a dog, then what the hell was goofy? Fuckem' both. The new Scumlife Pitbull V2 doesn't have the time for questions like that. He's got his mind on his money on his mind. Somehow his mug remains loveable, even with a scar, gold tooth and a cabby hat.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Scummy Delight Tee

I can't help but wonder what Minor Threat's Ian McKaye would say if he saw his beloved 'Bottled Violence' beer bottle transformed into a bottle of Scummy D drinking a can of purple stuff. Don't worry Ian, Scummy Delight is 100% straight edge.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Vegas Tee

This shirt is dedicated to everybody's favorite doctor of journalism. He is a hero of ours and we don't believe in heros. A man of the people with contempt for authority and an expert in explosives. He was, "some sort of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production".

Fabric: 100% 60z. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Banned in DC Tee

We take inspiration from the name of the classic Bad Brains song and also some graphic inspiration from the eponymous debut album's iconic cover art, with this colorful DIY cut & paste style graphic which includes Capitol Hill, "Banned in D.C." and features a scantily clad shottie-toting woman with a birdie for a head towering over it. The pioneering American punk rock band found themselves unofficially banned in DC venues in 1979, and subsequently relocated to NYC.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Gimpin Tee

Always true to form, We stay in your face with this two crazy references, the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction as well as the legend Big Daddy Kane. I bet you didn't see this one coming...You know Gimpin ain't easy...

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Hard Times Tee

If you think waking up early to go to school or work sucks, just be thankful you don't have this alarm clock. It just looks mean. It's got a dagger through it, 6 eyes, tattoos, handcuffs, and perhaps worst of all, a baseball bat with barbed wire wrapped around it. Ouch. Hard Times indeed. Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton

$28.00

Scumlife La Vida Scum Tee

We take you south of the border with this great looking comic book style collage of seductive ladies and relatively sleazy looking gents. That's La Vida Scum for ya!

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton

$28.00

Scumlife Laugh Now Cry Later Tee

A great graphic featuring an angry bull's head with a matador's skull impaled on one of its horns! Funny. Features the classic gangster motto: "Laugh Now, Cry Later." Fabric:100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton.

$28.00

Scumlife Pitbull V2 Women's Tee

The world famous Scumlife pittie is back and this time he's sporting a gold tooth like the classy gent that he is. What, you didn't notice the driving cap? Scumlife logo print on the left sleeve.

Fabric: 100% fine jersey cotton

$28.00