CHANCES WITH WOLVES t-shirt (white)

I made a shirt for Chances With Wolves. Chances with Wolves is my favorite radio show. It is a radio show that happens to be on the internet, but it is still my favorite radio show. They also happen to be close, personal friends of mine. They do their thing every Monday at 4pm on East Village Radio. You should check them out!

Also here's a promo song me and Scott Thorough did for the show. You really can walk by and see them in the window.

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

$20.00

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'TEAMSTER' Crew Neck Sweatshirt (black)

Ever wanted to look like a working class tough-guy, but were never able to wake up for work every day to keep a job? Now with our SCUMLIFE 'TEAMSTERS' sweatshirt you can have the best of both worlds!

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'TEAMSTER' men's t-shirt (black)

Ever wanted to look like a working class tough-guy, but were never able to wake up for work every day to keep a job? Now with our SCUMLIFE 'TEAMSTERS' tee you can have the best of both worlds!

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

$20.00

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'GATEKEEPER' t-shirt (black)

In NYC, EVERY storefront gate has stickers baring these graphics/graphics much like these all over them. These guys' sticker game puts every street artist, and streetwear-street-team to shame. The subtle yet abundant existence of these stickers appealed to the 'found artist' part of my brain, also I'm a sucker for gritty, outer-borough-bare-basics design. No complex redesigning needed, I just peeled and scanned one of these stickers, added 'Scumlife' and didn't even change the phone number. That's right there is a real human on the other end of that phone number. Found art! 24 Hours! 5 Boroughs! Yes We Can!

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

$20.00

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'TEAMSTER' lady's t-shirt (black)

Ever wanted to look like a working class tough-guy, but you're a girl? Now with our SCUMLIFE 'TEAMSTERS' lady's tee you can have the best of both worlds!

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

$20.00

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Scumlife/Ark Nyc: Tyson-Pit Hat(red & black)

This hat will f*** you till you love it. This hat's style is impetuous, it's defense is impregnable, and it's just ferocious... I'm just quoting Mike Tyson, the baddest man to ever have his own video game. I made this hat with my man Azikwe from ARK NYC, he makes dope hats, you should buy one, girls look cute in these too...

click here for side view of hat

Snapback: One Size Fits All, Unless You Got A Weird Headpiece.

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Scumlife/Ark Nyc: Tyson-Pit Hat(teal & black)

This hat will f*** you till you love it. This hat's style is impetuous, it's defense is impregnable, and it's just ferocious... I'm just quoting Mike Tyson, the baddest man to ever have his own video game. I made this hat with my man Azikwe from ARK NYC, he makes dope hats, you should buy one, girls look cute in these too...

click here for side view of hat

Snapback: One Size Fits All, Unless You Got A Weird Headpiece.

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MODERN SHARK t-shirt (white)

Me and Baje One (Junk Science) were going to start a record label together until we both realized that I'm too irresponsible for that and it would probably ruin our friendship. So we decided I would just do the logo and the website and come up with the name. You should buy this t-shirt from me and listen to all of the music on Modern Shark. Also, Ladies, the men's small will look good on you.

MODERN SHARK SAMPLER #1
MODERN SHARK SAMPLER #2

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

$20.00

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TONE TANK & SCOTT THOROUGH- hand painted SCOTT & TONE CD

Me and my man Scott Thorough made an album. I hand painted these Cd's. You can check the album out here:

<a href="http://toneandscott.bandcamp.com/album/scott-tone">Scott &amp; Tone by Tone Tank &amp; Scott Thorough</a>

$8.00

TONE TANK- 'KING OF SURF GUITAR RAP' hand painted CD

A little while back I figured out that nobody needs a cd of anything. Music is information. Information is free on the internet. I also figured out that manufactured cd's are so impersonal. So I hand painted a bunch of 'King of Surf Guitar Rap' cd's. They are hand painted to order. They are art. Hell, I'll even add a little customized touch if you ask me nicely. I will paint these for as long of a time as I feel that I want to. The music from this cd is free here.

$5.00

'NON-RACIST, BLACK SKINHEAD PANTHRO' Bootleg non-Action Figure

Before you start asking, "Yo, is Tone on some racist shit!?", check this out, it'll save both of us a lot of breath.
I always knew Panthro was a black man, but recently I was watching the Thundercats as a grown up and it hit me that he was a Skinhead. He has the shaved head. He has the suspenders. He is a black Skinhead. I decided a 'Skinhead Panthro' needed to exist, and I wanted one for myself, so I made 24 of them out of resin and vacuum plastic.

Get your own 'Non-Racist, Black Skinhead Panthro' right here.

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'GATEKEEPER' t-shirt (grey)

In NYC, EVERY storefront gate has stickers baring these graphics/graphics much like these all over them. These guys' sticker game puts every street artist, and streetwear-street-team to shame. The subtle yet abundant existence of these stickers appealed to the 'found artist' part of my brain, also I'm a sucker for gritty, outer-borough-bare-basics design. No complex redesigning needed, I just peeled and scanned one of these stickers, added 'Scumlife' and didn't even change the phone number. That's right there is a real human on the other end of that phone number. Found art! 24 Hours! 5 Boroughs! Yes We Can!

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

$20.00

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'Morrie's Wig Shop' t-shirt (black)

Remember in the movie GoodFellas when Robert Deniro strangled the fat guy who owned the wig store because he never payed Deniro back the money he borrowed to do a crappy commercial for his wig shop? This was the commercial. Not really worth getting choked over, huh?

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

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'BEAST HOMBRE' t-shirt (white)

This is the T-shirt version of the stickers that went into the street campaign of the well-loved 'Beast Hombre', the action figure is long sold out...I printed these up because I liked the design and wanted it on a t-shirt.

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

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'BEAST HOMBRE' t-shirt (black)

This is the T-shirt version of the stickers that went into the street campaign of the well-loved 'Beast Hombre', the action figure is long sold out...I printed these up because I liked the design and wanted it on a t-shirt.

Fabric:100% Ringspun Cotton

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Beast Hombre- Bootleg Resin Action Figure

Over the past year or so I developed an addiction to bootleg action figures.You know the kind where they have five Spiderman figures with Chinese glowing chest action? There's also the variety packs that have every action figure that ever existed, in the same pack, which often have a big-headed Superman with a Samurai sword... and glowing chest, always with the glowing chest.
Since then quite a few days have been spent trying to get my fix in Brooklyn 99 cent stores. I have also been on a quest to acquire all the toys I had in the 80's that my mother swears she hasn't thrown out... as well as the toys she wouldn't buy me as a kid. That crusade has led to many a night sneaking around on Ebay.
Anyway, all of this brings us to: 'Beast Hombre'... with glowing chest action. A bi-product of my obsession with Chinese bootlegs and 80's action figures. They are handmade out of resin by me, TONE TANK. I made 24 of them.

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'I Shoulda Killed You Yesterday' t-shirt (black)

This tee reminds me of the tees they used to sell in Times Square in the 80's. You know like: "Welcome to New York Now Duck MotherF**Ker", or "New York F**king City",etc. Actually,this one is way more bad-ass then all of those. It reads: "I SHOULDA KILLED YOU YESTERDAY", with an image of a bandana'd subhuman character pointing his finger with one hand and holding a revolver in the other. Illustrated by Kim Moloney.

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'I Shoulda Killed You Yesterday' t-shirt (army green)

This tee reminds me of the tees they used to sell in Times Square in the 80's. You know like: "Welcome to New York Now Duck MotherF**Ker", or "New York F**king City",etc. Actually,this one is way more bad-ass then all of those. It reads: "I SHOULDA KILLED YOU YESTERDAY", with an image of a bandana'd subhuman character pointing his finger with one hand and holding a revolver in the other. Illustrated by Kim Moloney.

$20.00

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Scumlife Knife Fight Tee

A horse walks into a bar....Yeah, yeah. This horse might have heard that joke one too many times, so he whipped out a chain, but the bartender's homeboy the rooster was there. Things spilled into the street and...
Illustrated by Kim Moloney.

Fabric: 100% 6oz. pre-shrunk cotton

$20.00

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Black Six Tee

Fabric: 100% Ringspun cotton.

$20.00

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